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themomerath:

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

themomerath:

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

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posted 1 week ago with 232,942 notes (originally from themomerath)
#text #things that make me want to commit a genocide

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the-greasy-goatsby:

After 17 season’s of Pretty Little Liars, A is revealed and captured. The girls hug each other in a safe embrace, but are interrupted by the faint noise of a text. They read it aloud and stare into the distance, “It’s my turn, bitches -B”.

(Source: thegreasygoatsby, via lezcuddle2gether)



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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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posted 3 weeks ago with 364,186 notes (originally from ughjxnna)
#text

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Unlikely simultaneous historical events 

quantumblog:

jkottke:

A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?

Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.

There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.

Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.

When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.

The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.

Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.

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posted 1 month ago with 45,920 notes (originally from jkottke)
#history lessons #text #WTF

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Training manuals in DAO and Awakening: 

whyswhoswhats:

whyswhoswhats:

Most of them are highly amusing. The Templar manual is my favorite.

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holy crap the notes on this

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posted 1 month ago with 2,727 notes (originally from whyswhoswhats)
#dragon age #gaymers powa #text

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shepardtsoni:

Bioware: Cassandra is Straight
Me: “It is difficult to bear what happened here.”

First they made me love her, now they break my heart

(Source: gloriousdownfall)


posted 1 month ago with 343 notes (originally from gloriousdownfall)
#dragon age #gaymers powa #text

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posted 1 month ago with 88,744 notes (originally from eleanorbearder)
#text #r.EVOL.ution

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somanylimbs:

curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

Any amount of cars


posted 2 months ago with 102,083 notes (originally from curlicuecal)
#text #WTF #stupid jokes that make me laugh

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George Takei reads erotic fanfic (x)

(Source: thylaas, via lgbtlaughs)


posted 2 months ago with 16,836 notes (originally from thylaas)
#text #r.EVOL.ution #stupid jokes that make me laugh

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a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species 

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

(Source: societyghost, via jaydazzle)


posted 3 months ago with 190,101 notes (originally from societyghost)
#r.EVOL.ution #text

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princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

(Source: princessmishapspalace, via jaydazzle)


posted 4 months ago with 127,078 notes (originally from princessmishapspalace)
#quotes for a better life #text #Religion

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Más claro imposible

Más claro imposible

(Source: lema.rae.es)


posted 4 months ago with 0 notes
#spanish shit #text #mine

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Probably true, but maybe not
0.202002000200002000002… is also an infinite nonrepeating decimal, do you think it contains every possible combination?
To contain everything, Pi should be a Normal Number. That’s probably true, but hasn’t been proved (yet)
On the other hand,  Champernowne constant 0.123456789101112131415… does contain every possible number combination.

Also, Pi is wrong, Tau for the win :P

Probably true, but maybe not

0.202002000200002000002… is also an infinite nonrepeating decimal, do you think it contains every possible combination?

To contain everything, Pi should be a Normal Number. That’s probably true, but hasn’t been proved (yet)

On the other hand,  Champernowne constant 0.123456789101112131415… does contain every possible number combination.

Also, Pi is wrong, Tau for the win :P

(Source: rosilutfi, via nerdybutt)


posted 4 months ago with 226,893 notes (originally from rosilutfi)
#text #science

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hotoddity:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

AMEN

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posted 5 months ago with 172,814 notes (originally from cutevictim)
#religion #text #politics #quotes for a better life

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