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Unlikely simultaneous historical events 

quantumblog:

jkottke:

A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?

Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.

There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.

Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.

When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.

The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.

Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.

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posted 2 days ago with 42,373 notes (originally from jkottke)
#history lessons #text #WTF

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Training manuals in DAO and Awakening: 

whyswhoswhats:

whyswhoswhats:

Most of them are highly amusing. The Templar manual is my favorite.

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holy crap the notes on this

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posted 1 week ago with 2,295 notes (originally from whyswhoswhats)
#dragon age #gaymers powa #text

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shepardtsoni:

Bioware: Cassandra is Straight
Me: “It is difficult to bear what happened here.”

First they made me love her, now they break my heart

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posted 2 weeks ago with 343 notes (originally from gloriousdownfall)
#dragon age #gaymers powa #text

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posted 3 weeks ago with 87,946 notes (originally from eleanorbearder)
#text #r.EVOL.ution

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somanylimbs:

curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

Any amount of cars


posted 1 month ago with 101,869 notes (originally from curlicuecal)
#text #WTF #stupid jokes that make me laugh

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George Takei reads erotic fanfic (x)

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posted 1 month ago with 16,785 notes (originally from thylaas)
#text #r.EVOL.ution #stupid jokes that make me laugh

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a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species 

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

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posted 2 months ago with 182,096 notes (originally from societyghost)
#r.EVOL.ution #text

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princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

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posted 2 months ago with 126,020 notes (originally from princess-mishaps-palace)
#quotes for a better life #text #Religion

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Más claro imposible

Más claro imposible

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posted 3 months ago with 0 notes
#spanish shit #text #mine

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Probably true, but maybe not
0.202002000200002000002… is also an infinite nonrepeating decimal, do you think it contains every possible combination?
To contain everything, Pi should be a Normal Number. That’s probably true, but hasn’t been proved (yet)
On the other hand,  Champernowne constant 0.123456789101112131415… does contain every possible number combination.

Also, Pi is wrong, Tau for the win :P

Probably true, but maybe not

0.202002000200002000002… is also an infinite nonrepeating decimal, do you think it contains every possible combination?

To contain everything, Pi should be a Normal Number. That’s probably true, but hasn’t been proved (yet)

On the other hand,  Champernowne constant 0.123456789101112131415… does contain every possible number combination.

Also, Pi is wrong, Tau for the win :P

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posted 3 months ago with 226,926 notes (originally from rosilutfi)
#text #science

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hotoddity:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

AMEN

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posted 4 months ago with 164,950 notes (originally from cutevictim)
#religion #text #politics #quotes for a better life

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mercurialvixen:

"Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy."

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"So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?"

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"Ugh, why do you have to be such a special snowflake. Do you and like three other species need an entire order to describe yourselves that separates you from mammals that birth live young?"

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"You needlessly complicate an artificially constructed system of classification. Why don’t you just lose the webbed feet and beak and egg laying ways and become a proper mammal."

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"Ha! You may look like you belong to class Aves, but I know for a fact that birds don’t have fur. You’re such a phony."

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"Why do you insist on appropriating beaks and webbed feet. Like, you admitted you weren’t a bird, stop incorporating them into your anatomy. All you’re doing is making birds look less legitimate as an order."

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"-Terrorists have stolen the schematics to the Space Shuttle.
-What could they want with the Space Shuttle?
-Plutonium. There are huge plutonium deposits on the Jovian moon Io. Our terrorists are going to use these blueprints to build a fleet of 1970s-era space shuttles, send them to Jupiter, dig up that plutonium, bring it back, and then design and build a complicated nuclear-detonation device.
-Of course. So simple."



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